Positive Rationalizations

"Models hold their stomachs in, too!"

"Dislike your figure? In fifteen years you'll be nostalgic for it!"

"Just dysfunctional enough to be interesting."

"I'm not whining, I'm sharing."

"There IS life after muscle tone."

"I'm not fat and lazy, I'm rested and ready for a famine."

"Self-esteem, Ha! Real women get along just fine without any."

"You wouldn't know it from TV, but most of the romance in the world happens to unattractive people."

"If it weren't for insecurity I wouldn't have any security at all."

Life Musings

"Genuine indifference is the greatest aphrodisiac."

"Don't let the delicious candy shell fool you. He's NUTS."

"No request is too small to deny."

"The worrywarts were RIGHT!"

"Your opinion of me is none of my business."